"Don't take a nude pic if you're a famous woman and don't want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism)

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
hayleyxmartin:

My upload ♡

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

equinevetadventures:

alreadysaid:

equinevetadventures:

police

this one time there was a police pony right outside my apartment so I got really excited obviously and asked if I could pet him and the officer said yes but then the horse tried to bite me so I hauled back and smacked him on the neck and then panicked and was like “OH SHIT DID I JUST ASSAULT AN OFFICER.” but the rider just laughed and asked how long I’d been riding

I used to ride in a military police school and I never remembered that but I had to smack the horses when they were misbehaving and I guess I was technically assaulting an officer.