devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas)

fitness-fits-me:

fitness blog :)
hopelesslover-tattoos:

xoxo

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

internetly:

i have horrible anxiety, i get jealous easily, i sometimes may seem really clingy, i also may seem like i do not care (only because i am fighting against the urge to be “clingy” after realizing i was being so), and i tend to think that the worst has happened. there is so much stuff that i don’t like about my self, would you care to accept me the way i am, anyway?

kalories:

fraustrodamus:

My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.

oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.